Hello, I'm a fox. It's nice to meet you.

You may have heard me; I yip in the night.

I'm sorry if I have tried to eat you.

Or in general ever caused you fright.

My greatest desire is joining a pack,

But a good pack won't just anyone take.

«There are important faculties you lack.

There's no exceptions for anyone's sake.»

(except Kevin)

I do not hunt well. I cannot awoo.

I surely can't prance. I can't dance or sing.

Wow, I can't think of one thing I can do.

I might just be bad at everything.

From «Poetry», a comic strip by Awoo Comic